Americanism & My Memoir

It has been brought to my attention that some of my recent actions may appear "un-American."  Well in case anyone was suffering from any doubts about the inherit Americanism of my nature, I have decided to pen a memoir about my travels.  I will call it "Reading Tentacle Porn in Lebanon."  You see, only in America could I dream up- and then actually publish!- something with that title.  I imagine the book will be widely abused in the media and will likely get me banned from several continents for me being such an obviously untreated mental patient, but that it will make a decent profit due to people who, like me, never quite aged past puberty.  Now somebody give me a book deal!

And here, have another picture of Bilbo in Byblos:

Bilbo would like to point out that I write this entry while wearing my school's GSA t-shirt in a crowded restaurant across from several women wearing burkas and that he is not in any way responsible for my mental health.